I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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