He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
should my penis look like a turkey
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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