i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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