i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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