Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
