What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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