I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you didnt know i had herpes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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