Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Dignity is for republicans.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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