glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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