She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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