Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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