Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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