But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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