Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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