There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
