Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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