Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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