whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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