We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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