If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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