Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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