Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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