ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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