Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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