I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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