is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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