Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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