Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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