Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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