is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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