It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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