So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
