all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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