you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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