She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My dick has a subreddit
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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