Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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