One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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