love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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