we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My vagina just recognized that song.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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