Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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