too bad you live with your parents still
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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