When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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