he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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