i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We just shotgunned beers for America
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Found the puke drawer
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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