Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize