Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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