then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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