Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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