Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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