ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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