It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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