it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I AM VODKA MAN
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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