I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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