on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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