Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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