You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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